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Emily


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Everyone here are some jokes. hehe   


 


 


What runs around a field and never stops?


answer: A fence :P


 


 






A horses view of the  world


 


  • Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
  • Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth.
  • Bucking: counterirritant
  • Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
  • Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
  • Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
  • Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
  • Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
  • Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
  • Hotwalker: The lesser of two evils.
  • Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
  • Latch: Type of puzzle.
  • Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
  • Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
  • Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.

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    What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?


    answer: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.


     


    What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?


    answer:All breeds. Houses don't jump.


     


    A man rode into town on June 3rd, stayed a week, and rode out on June 3rd. How is this possible?


    answer:His horse's name was June 3rd.


     


    Hope u like these jokes! lol


     


     



     


     


     

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    lol. i like them

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     yea i like them   i really like the horse's perspective  thats awesome

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    yeah. its really funny

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    aww thats so cute lol i the horse thoughts thing!!

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    Emily


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    thanks you thank you

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    lol. take a bow emily!!!

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    I loved them!!!! Especially the horse thing!!!!! Very funny!!!!!!

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    yeah. i them !!!

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    i like the jokes too! they're funny

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    Dianna


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    ya woot woot emily

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    lol

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    Emily


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    everyone loves my jokes i feel special

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    LOL.

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    Dianna


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    congrats em

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    lol GO EMILY!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!

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    woot woot lol

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    omh i think im crying!

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    Emily


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    wow

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    lol pracacly this whole page is dedicated to em...lol...go em luv ya


     




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     aww so cute lol

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    awwwww.... so creepy!!! lol

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    lol

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